This is a transcript for My Name is What?
Sir: So class, today, we have a new student! Come on!
(Sir opens the door and whispers)
Sir: Come on!
Josh: Hello Class!
Sir: Hmm, sit there!
(Josh falls over)
(A kid called Alfie gets mad)
Alfie: (muttering) I hate class clowns.
(Josh sits by him and Alfie stares at him)
Sir: Well, it is unfortunate to be a freshman today Josh, because everyone's just finished their tests! So now, you have to do them no-
Josh: Actually Sir, can I do them tomorrow?
Sir: No. You can do them next month, however the tests you'll be doing are Maths, Science, English, Geography, History, Art, PE- (as Sir was saying them Josh started frowning)
(cuts to outside and Josh is still frowning and Alfie is staring at him)
Josh: You know, you shouldn't be staring that long! You could break your eyeballs! Oh and your hair looks like either a butt with bad diarrhea or a big TURD!
(Alfie punches Josh)
Josh: Was that supposed to hurt?
(Alfie's face gets angry and he gets ready for a punch but the school bell goes off)
Josh: Gotta go, bye! (runs off)